OMG! Moments

I stumbled upon this article on aol.com "Parents' Most Embarrassing moments" today and thought I would share some of the stories with everyone. There are several stories but here are my favorites. Just thought all you mom's and dad's out their would enjoy a good giggle. Heck, I am sure a lot of you have probably experienced similar stories. This first one made me about fall out of my chair.

“We were at the golf course where Daddy was playing a round. I took my eyes off my son, 3, for a minute to scan the course. When I looked back, he had dropped his shorts and was peeing into the little golf ball cup in the middle of a green! Perfect aim, of course. I grabbed his sisters, loaded them up in the cart, started to back away and he came running. We pulled out of there so fast! I'm sure whoever was up next to golf that hole had an interesting round!”

“We have a new baby on the way, and I was explaining to our 2½-year-old son that babies don't eat food like us, they drink milk from mama. One day at day care, as his provider knelt down to give him his goodbye hugs and kiss, instead of hugging he yanked the top of her shirt down, grabbed her boob, and said, "Baby milk?" All before I could even react! I was absolutely MORTIFIED! I could feel my face turning bright red as I tried to tactfully release his death grip on her shirt.”

“We were on line at Costco, waiting forever to get checked out when my 3-year-old daughter (with horror in her eyes) shouted, "MOM, look at that scary man!" So I turn around…and it was an extremely unattractive LADY! I didn't know where to go, because I was surrounded by people and it's not easy moving around once you are on line. Meanwhile, my daughter didn't stop -- "MOMMY, it's not Halloween, why is that man so scary!?" The woman was shocked. I finally shut my daughter up by opening an unpaid-for bag of chips, which she started munching on.”

“When my oldest son (now 12) was 3 years old, we were at the mall at one of those little toddler play areas. There was a Muslim woman there too, watching her daughter play. She was wearing a head covering and a long dress, and she had olive-colored skin. My son pointed right at her and said very excitedly, "Mommy!! Is that Jesus?!"”

And in honor of Father’s Day this Sunday…

“I was at Walmart with my toddler son, and this old lady started talking to him. He told her that, "My Daddy has a big wee wee and I have a small one, but one day it will get big like my Daddy's." I thought the old lady was going to have a heart attack; I know I wanted to have one!”

This is something my nephew Jayden would do…

“When my son was about 2½ years old, he and I were at a store. We approached the check-out counter when my son told me he had to go to the restroom. He said this in plain earshot of the clerk, who informed me that there was no public restroom. My son, being the headstrong individual that he's always been, marched right out the door and right up to the post at the front of the building. With out missing a beat, he unzipped his pants and proceeded to relieve himself right there on the sidewalk. I could have crawled in a hole from sheer embarrassment!”

Hope you all enjoyed these stories. They sure made me laugh. Here is the link if you would like to read more. http://www.parentdish.com/2009/06/17/parents-most-embarrassing-moments/?icid=mainmaindl5link3http%3A%2F%2Fwww.parentdish.com%2F2009%2F06%2F17%2Fparents-most-embarrassing-moments%2F